1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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