i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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