Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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