Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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