the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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