I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Drunk is a universal language darling
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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