I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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