My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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