Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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