it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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