so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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