So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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