Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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