i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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