Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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