Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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