She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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