If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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