The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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