We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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