so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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