thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize