I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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