mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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