"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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