Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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