yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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