I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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