I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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