..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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