they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
When are your genitals available?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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