Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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