If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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