i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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