Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
