i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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