How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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