why didn't you poke me back
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
pray to the hookup gods
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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