we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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