I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Ketchup is God's man juice
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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