I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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