like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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