I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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