Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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