so explain again why im purple
no
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Congratulations! We have a period
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize