do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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