I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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