my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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