I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
