You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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