the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Someone signed my nipple.
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