Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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