in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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