i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
It was confusing and full of hummus
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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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