The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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