so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sponge bath it is.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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