Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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