Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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