I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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